Not Today Satan raccoon graphic Tee | funny sarcastic slogan shirt

This soft, roomy tee channels playful sass with a bold illustrated raccoon and the hand-lettered phrase “NOT TODAY, SATAN.” Lightweight but sturdy, it sits comfortably through long days — whether you’re running errands, lounging at home, or meeting friends for coffee. The design mixes cheeky attitude with pastel pops of pink and teal that read fun and modern, letting your personality do the talking without trying too hard. Sized a touch bigger for relaxed layering, the shirt keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX certification give extra peace of mind for everyday wear.

Product features
- Environmentally-friendly US cotton with a thicker, vintage feel and OEKO-TEX certification
- Runs larger for a relaxed, layered fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape preserve shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and durable medium-weight fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for comfortable, long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean